baracknobama:

im not crying theres just a bit of homework in my eye

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frails:

Warren.


demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

(via givingblowjobs)


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I’m too busy being yours to fall for somebody new

-Arctic Monkeys (via fuckinq)

(Source: happiest, via pimpin-walrus)


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whoredinarygirl:

if I ugly snapchat you I trust you

(Source: whoredinarygirl, via givingblowjobs)


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There were things I wanted to tell you. But I knew they would hurt you. So I buried them, and let them hurt me.

-Jonathan Safran Foer (via bodyfluids)

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officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

I’m shitting bricks rn

(via sassy-fabu)


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